When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.

Mark Twain in Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894)
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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.

Mark Twain in Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894)
Added by Dan Costinaş
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