There was a young lady of Spain
Who couldn't go out in the rain;
For she'd lent her umbrella
To Queen Isabella,
Who never returned it again.

limerick by from Punch, or The London Charivari (30 March 1904)
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There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She started one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

limerick by Arthur Henry Reginald Buller from Punch, or The London Charivari (19 December 1923)
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