Reality continues to ruin my life.

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I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

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