Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.

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There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling.

Douglas Adams in The Salmon of Doubt
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