Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.
A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his false knowledge: it is more dangerous than ignorance.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.