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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I'd have all my money back.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

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The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

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A quiz If I am my brother's keeper, who am I (Answer me.)

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Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.

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Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows but without that noise.

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The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him

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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.

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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me

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